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1. Great stud dog ...........................Mounts anything that can fog a mirror
2. Excels in movement ...................If he gets loose, run like Hell
3. Personality Plus........................ Wakes up if you put liver up his nose
4. Good bite ............................... Missed the judge, got the steward
5. Large boned..............................Looks like a Clydesdale
6. Good Obedience prospect.........Smart enough to come in from the rain but ugly
7. Quiet and good natured ..................In his kennel
8. Excels in type and style..............However, moves like a spider on speed
9. Won in stiff competition......Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year old novice dog
10. Multiple group winner............... At 2 puppy matches
11. Pointed....................His head is shaped like a carrot
12. Noted Judge ...........................He put up our dog
13. Respected Judge .....................He put up our dog twice
14. Esteemed Judge ......................He puts up anything that crawls
15. Specialty Judge .......................Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding
16. Won in heavy competition..........The others were revoltingly overweight
17. Shown Sparingly ..................... Only when we had it in the bag
18. Show Prospect .........................He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail
19. Finished in 5 shows .................And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon
20. Well Balanced ..........................Straight as a stick, front and rear
21. Handled brilliantly by................. Nobody else can get near him
22. At stud to "approved" bitches......Those bitches whose owners check is "approved"  by our bank
23. Linebred from famous champions.....Ch Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation
24. Terrific brood bitch................Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters
25. Wins another Best In Show .........His second, under the same judge, our uncle
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